8 steps to successful self-exhaustion

Step one: use all your energy to scale the recliner like so

Step two: cautiously look over the side to check for potential hazards

Step three: proceed with the mission

Step four: slide down on your head like so

Step five: use the side of the recliner to propel yourself over
Step six: land gracefully

Step seven: look at your daddy for a good clap and laugh
Step eight: Do this over and over again until you can hardly move.

....and if you break anything, don't blame me....